A few weeks ago my japanese class did a gift exchange with our penpal class in japan and their box of stuff came in today. All of the gifts had really cute messages on yellow notes. This one was my favorite..
LETS BECOME DIABETES
I see so many people wanting John Egbert to be Crocker John. It’s a great and scary concept and all, but all I could think of was…
She can’t have him.
No one can.
You see, he’s not like the other characters. No one can have John Egbert. That’s his role. Ever since the beginning of Homestuck
John has always been the steadfast most annoyingly difficult to control character, and even the almighty Condesce and Caliborn himself can’t control him.
He is mastered by no demon, no elder god, no omnipotent doggies friendly or otherwise, and certainly no fish queen. John Egbert is, as of now, the one truly free character in all of Homestuck, held back only by his love for his friends and no weaker bonds.
He’s the orginal and perfect embodiment of a breath player. you can’t control the wind, you just deal with all the shit it does.
[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]
[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]
During the Annual Pantheons Meeting, the gods of the Dead just look for a corner away from sunlight and bitch about people.
I’m not entirely sure about how this happened, but Hades and Anubis might be my new brotp.
this is flawless and I need to hug whoever drew it
I can dig this Brotp omg
matrix and i have been going on about this au where the alphas survive the fall of oval tower and end up living on midorijima and it’s really cute
they draw those moles on their faces so they look kinda different to one another and spend a lot of time trying to blend in
idk have some fashionable robots